The Deployment of Operation Crackers: We are now officially at a state of festive mobilization.
Our aim is to achieve such a preponderance of stock for the Kirk’s Winter Fayre that the casual observer is left utterly breathless and the parish purse is completely surrendered to our cause.
Our aim is to achieve such a preponderance of stock for the Kirk’s Winter Fayre that the casual observer is left utterly breathless and the parish purse is completely surrendered to our cause.
THE DUAL-PRONGED ATTACK
We shall deploy two distinct patterns to ensure total victory.
We shall deploy two distinct patterns to ensure total victory.
- The Picot Edge: A sophisticated flank. Dainty, jagged, and deceptively intricate. It appeals to the refined sensibilities of the vicar’s wife and the "premium" shopper.
- The Ribbed Edge: The "Old Guard." Sturdy, reliable 2×2 ribbing. It holds its shape like a British sentry and stretches to accommodate even the most oversized festive trinkets.
Action this day. No excuses. Let us go forward together so that when the Fayre opens, the people of Sherbrooke shall say, "This was their finest purl."
