Map Room Minutes...

• Nine agents attended
• Two have joined the Female Axillary Nursing Yeolmanry F.A.N.Y.s One operating in Inverness the other location undisclosed.
• Everyone agreed the Kirk's Reception Room is a better Map Room due to the warm conditions.  This allowed us to be more focused and productive.  We will continue to meet here.
• Agent 007 is knitting a FANY.  It was agreed if her legs aren't too long we will knit more.
• Each agent gave a progress report including what they are having for dinner.  
• We now have completed 23 soldiers.  Eight are on a waiting list to be stiched up
• Tonight for dinner all agents will be eating either baked potatoes, sardines and things left over from other meals. One is restricting their vegetable intake.  Another will hopefully receive a long service medal and eating out.  A special mention is given to Agent 3 who is eating home made lasagne.  Agent 666 is eating out a packet! 
• Agent HBI reported her division is meeting tonight her Captain has written a report.  Please see below.  
• We will all report for duty on Tuesday 18th February 2025 13:00 hrs.  
• If you are thinking of going AWAL contact The staff sergeant 

Special Report from Captain Witter [retired army catering core] received at 15:00 hrs today

Agent H.B.I has reported a strange mixture of issues amongst some of her soldiers. It is believed that they will be unsuitable for normal operations and should form a special platoon to guard against invasion of the local area instead of being deployed elsewhere.

This soldiers exhibit features such as: a strange elephantitis, where only one leg is swollen more than the other; many limp due to bent bones in their legs and damage caused in the great war; a number of heads which fall to one side or the other; Due to a shortage of supplies, many have boots with holes in them; and many carry substitute for rifles, such as brooms and rakes which will amuse the enemy rather than frighten them!

It is suggested that all agents should identify such people and notify agent H.B.I.  All such soldiers can be formed into a unit known as “the home guard“.

This new unit will parade on a Saturday morning and will provide much needed lightness of heart for spectators lining the local high Street.

End of special report which is, of course, in confidence

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MAP ROOM PHOTOS TUESDAY 4/2/2025