KNITTING FOR VICTORY
Troops, as we mobilize for the Harvest 2026 Offensive, we draw inspiration from the "Dig for Victory" spirit. Churchill said, "Victory at all costs... for without victory, there is no survival." Our survival this autumn depends on a bountiful harvest of woolly produce.

THE BLUEPRINTS
We are utilising the Amanda Berry Vegetable Box patterns.
​All tactical schematics are now available for download click here

SECTOR ASSIGNMENTS
To avoid a logistical glut, I need every member to claim their specific target.
Report to Major Mags to confirm who is handling: 
  • The Root Regiment (Carrots, Turnips, Radishes)
  • The Spring Onion Sentinels (Spring Onions & Chillies)
  • The Legume Legionnaires (Sweetcorn & Plum Tomatoes)
  • The Gourd Guards (Pumpkins, Butternut Squash, Yellow Squash)
  • The Brassica Battalion (Courgettes & Cucumbers)
  • The Bell Pepper Brigadiers (Bell Peppers)
  • The Allium Alliance (Onions & Spring Onions)
  • The Spore Spies (Chestnut Mushrooms)
  • The Avocado Airforce (Avocados)
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FINAL DIRECTIVE
Report your chosen crop immediately. We need a full-scale agricultural assault to fortify the Kirk!

"We shall knit on the beaches, we shall purl on the landing grounds... we shall never surrender our needles!"

Deployment: Once your selection is confirmed, I shall oversee the dispatch of your pattern. Or click here to download your pattern 

Major Mags Commanding Officer, Sherbrooke Yarn Stormers
 "With Wool and Willpower!"